I think you might win the bad date contest…

(Descartes is flying on an airplane from New York to LA. The flight attendant asks him, “Monsieur Descartes, would you like some coffee?”

He ponders for a moment and replies, “Hmm, I think not.”

Then he disappears.)

Yeah it is definitely overly intellectual, but not stupid by any measure!

And, anyway, most real Europeans just drink the damn stuff! Who has time to refrigerate when there’s drinking to be done!!

:0

And um… hot tomatoes! Hmm… I guess I’ll cut them before I put them in the fride then… But, using DateCop logic, I’d then be storing MORE items in my already tiny fridge! So where would I put my wine!!??

I knew you’d chime in with the lowdown on European refrigeration! But tell me…do you flip a coin and decide whether or not to chill your red or your white…since space is so darned limited???

Oh, and you shouldn’t refrigerate your tomatoes:

http://www.ehow.com/how_1681_store-tomatoes.html

Don’t fight with me about this.

OK, so, about the European refrigerators…

Well, I tend to only store tomatoes in mine (no more than 4 at a time) as it’s not quite big enough for the rest of my groceries… Oh, and those aren’t Amurrrican tomatos, either. They are, however, red!

Oh, my! We must swap war stories some day…

I didn’t find a relationship coach, but I did stop being so “open-minded”.

I’ll see your Chewing Gum Man and Cowboy Hat Man, and raise you a “Misogynist Metrosexual Man” and a “I Can’t Date You Because You Used the Word ‘Connotation’ Man”.

Yeah, the whole cop thing is a story in and of itself.

But I do know one black/blue yinzer detective who is an exception, and a friend of mine from high school (not PA) is married to detective and all seems well. Cops get a bad rap as romantic interests, deservedly so, but there have to be exceptions. Hope springs eternal!

You dated a cop, huh? Now there’s a story…

just on mere principle.

Them some Twisted souls….

I dated one…and I dated a woman who was raised by not ONE…but TWO Black City Cops.

Scary folk, those Blue/Black Yinzers.